Daily Spanks!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Pitchers Wanted!

The Yankees are hurting for some pitching. We need to pick up some starters and middle relief, or it will be a very long season for US. We can't ride the coat tails of A-Rods great year.

I would like to inform all of my Fans, that I was't avoid you guys because of the Yankees losing streak, I had a family funeral. I guess my brother has no heart. I wouldn't't pay no mind to him. He doesn't't know anything about sports. His life consists of playing video games and eating sour cream and onion chips. ( I guess this is my spank on him)

Yankees Rule!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A spank on him? He helps you out by creating a blog and posting entries for you and you insult him? No wonder you don't have your dream job, you have some growing up to do. I was a loyal reader, but I'm not interested in coming to a site that is written by someone as immature as you. I invite your readers to ditch this site and come check out my yankee blog instead...where I actually write about baseball!

Pete

Anonymous said...

Was your brother too busy eating chips and playing video games to also attend the funeral? He found time to post something during the 9 days you were gone. I guess your brother really doesn't have a heart... but he does have good taste in chips!

Brotherino said...

Hi folks, Brotherino here...

Just to make things clear, the funeral Chris is referring to happened on Tuesday. I posted 1 SPANK based on him missing the previous Friday's deadline. So although I may be heartless, he is just using any excuse he can think of to avoid taking responsibility for not meeting the deadline.

The good news for you loyal readers is you will get another juicy SPANK if he misses another deadline and the next SPANK is a doosy, so keep checking back!

Brotherino

Anonymous said...

So this site is for Chris to help achieve his dream and all Brotherino gets are insults for maintaining the site?

Where do I sign up!?

oh yeah....yankees suq

Anonymous said...

more yankees, less brotherino, he sounds like a real joke.

As for the Yankees, please continue to pray for them as I book a flight to Houston to beg Roger Clemens to pitch for us ASAP.

Anonymous said...

Where's the serious baseball talk? And how come Chris never responds to spanks?